clientsfromhell:

I design and format PDF book-interiors for clients who want to sell their books through print-on-demand publishers.

Client: The interior is just a mess. Fix it.

Me: It looks like you created this file and uploaded it yourself. Can we format it for you?

Client: Oh, sure.

Time passes. We…

witneyhouston:

when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose 

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(via diet-tampon)

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

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I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

(Source: epochayur, via ladytoripotteroftheshire)

ginnywheezy:

I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel it's the place
to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?

(via malfuys)

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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(Source: marco-kissed-a-horseface, via trust)

vanjalen:

They have everythibg here

vanjalen:

They have everythibg here

(Source: tibets, via camel-eyelashes)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via pizza)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji, via sniffing)

alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
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(via circumcising)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via trust)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via trust)